Science

"This kid at school reckons that if you're happy all your teeth will fall out."

Elliott, 10

"How does snow grow?"

Elsie aged 3

"Most people on loos don't lean back do they...they lean fowards."

Jack, 5 and a bit

"I just got a half normal bogey and half blood bogey out."

Jack, 9

"When you're sideways, you can't tell which is right and which is left can you?"

Jack, 5 and a bit

"If you saw a rabbit and put a nail bomb up its bottom and it exploded... It would look like a hedgehog!"

Elliott, 8

"Just imagine how many blinks people take today, around the world."

Elliott, 9 and a half

"Dad, how many farts do you reckon you would do in an hour if you ate a ton of peanuts and three tons of baked beans?"

Elliott, 9 and a bit

"If you had all your ribs removed, would you be able to feel all your organs?"

Elliott, 12 and a bit

"Try going up the stairs without bending your legs."

Jack, 11

"There was a fingy what blowed up America!" (Hurricane Fran)

Jack, 4

Elliot: "Who were the first people on the moon?"
Jack: "Wallace and Gromit of course."

Elliott, 7 and Jack, 5

"Mercury. That's the hottest planet on earth."

Jack, 8 and a half

"What's the point of the earth spinning? Why doesn't it just stay still?"

Jack, 9 and a half

"How do farmers make the fields look straight around the edges? Why can't you see where the tractor wheels have turned? It looks straight right up to the edge?"

Jack, 10

"I'm standing and none of my dressing gown is touching my legs!"

Jack, 12

"Dad, if you see a yoyo that comes back up by itself, can you get it."

Jack, 6 and three quarters